Part one of “Proof Cons Can Go With Anything”.
Mix one part Breton stripes with excessively oversized navy bear coat.
Add burgundy neck scarf to bring out the French flavour.
And of course, every self-respecting Australian fusion dish needs a pair of ripped jeans.
Mull over ingredients until satisfied they are sufficiently combined.
And finally, a sprinkling of freshly laundered cons to tie it all together.